Sunday, November 11, 2007

Evil turkey

One morning i opened the oven and a turkey came back from the dead. first the turkey jumped out of the oven and started kicking everything around. when the turkey got away i turned on the TV and there was a report abut a turkey taking over the world. I went out after the turkey and when i found the turkey it was stomping all over the town at 100 ft tall. and it wade 2,000 tones. the turkey was zaping people with its eyes. The turkey stared back at me and tryed to zap me so i shot it then it ended up back in my oven were it started.

8 comments:

Cheri said...

When the turkey came back to life, did he grow back his feathers, head and feet? I think it would be scarier to see a headless, footless featherless turkey running around. But it's not my story, is it?

Cheri said...

So, Boots, you have a birthday coming up next week. (As if you didn't already know that)

The question is: What do you want for your birthday?

Cheri said...

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http://effectsofgop.blogspot.com/

Casdok said...

Excellent!

And you have a birthday coming! What are you going to do on your birthday? Hope it dosnt involve turkeys!

Casdok said...

I just saw this and thought of you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_Iqf7m8xKU

MissJoanEz said...

Wow ummm...this was a unique read lol

Marla Fauchier Baltes said...

That sounds like one heck of a wild turkey.

Steven said...

hahaha! What a funny story Zach. You are definatly silly, and old!;)