One morning i opened the oven and a turkey came back from the dead. first the turkey jumped out of the oven and started kicking everything around. when the turkey got away i turned on the TV and there was a report abut a turkey taking over the world. I went out after the turkey and when i found the turkey it was stomping all over the town at 100 ft tall. and it wade 2,000 tones. the turkey was zaping people with its eyes. The turkey stared back at me and tryed to zap me so i shot it then it ended up back in my oven were it started.